get to know me meme: [2/5 favorite tv shows] ↴
There are three reasons I deal with women; sex, money or makin’ me sandwiches. And unless you’re planning on going into my kitchen and slapping some ham between two slices of bread, this conversation is over.
My wife was like, “Please don’t cry right now. In this restaurant. Because you’re eating a burger.” And I was like, [broken sob] “But this is so delicious!”
#tt #playa2014 #playadelcarmen #CarlLewis #carliwis #takemeback #me
Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman
me: why do we have hair on our toes
“what you say, bro?”
“dog. can i pet it one time?”
Men are here.